The Love Fest

Dave: [smiling smugly] Christy: We have a bit of a new tradition in our house. Dave: [buffing nails on shirt] Christy: This month is Dave's birthday and I'd gotten him a real gift this year because it was on easy pay over at QVC. Dave: [sniffing shirt dreamily] Continue Reading ››

The Mouse

bellasmouse So Bellatrix just walked out here and was like: Bellatrix: Mom Me: Yes? Bellatrix: The mouse won't work again and it's the new one. Me: Is the computer on? Bellatrix: [blank half awake look] Me: Because, ya know, I turned your computer off last night. Bellatrix: Wow, just, wow.

Because you can’t make this stuff up…