Don’t Irk Your Wife!

If your wife is in a good mood, don’t laugh at her because her hormones are all over the place and she needs a bit of love and appreciation …

If you laugh more because she’s attempting to punish you for laughing by whacking you (it really was funny and playful which I only have to emphasise at all because some idiot might be mortified that I got whacked quite lightly and in jest on the arm…which actually made me laugh all the harder til my sides hurt so badly for laughing so much that I was gasping for air and was almost literally the acronym ROFL) with a roll of paper towels that she had in hand because she was attempting to relieve tension by keeping herself busy by putting the dishes away …

when suddenly the juice container fell on her head when she opened the cupboard door and she batted it away in self defence thus knocking it into her coffee cup which then spilled all over the floor….

….you will find that you can barely walk because you keep running into stuff because you’re crying from laughing so hard because she’s so frustrated to begin with that she’s fussing at you more because you’re now also laughing that

even if she couldn’t find the coffee cup (misplacing her cup of coffee constantly being one of her quirks) that somehow a bit of plastic that was attempting to brain her from the high shelf found it.

If you continue to laugh because you like winding your wife up and happen to accidently spit out that you’re laughing so hard that now you need to pee…

the amount of funny stuff that she’s saying is going to increase exponentially and you’re barely going to be able to make it to the bathroom because you’re laughing so hard.

And of course even if you do finally gain control of yourself and just do what you wife had asked you to do in the first place which is always awesome time spent anyways…

She has absolutely no qualms about going onto the website and letting the world know that you laughed so hard last night that you nearly tinkled all because you like winding your wife up to see the look on her face when she doesn’t get the one thing you seem to be good at around the house besides drinking coffee and leaving socks all over the place. oh, and she’ll post under your name [wink] 

 

 

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