So we're on a rearranging spree here at the house because I 'nest' about once a year and so far I've got the living room done and most of the office which will be finished when the extra desk is moved out. Of course I made sure our room was done last week and the … Continue Reading ››
So Bellatrix just walked out here and was like: Bellatrix: Mom Me: Yes? Bellatrix: The mouse won't work again and it's the new one. Me: Is the computer on? Bellatrix: [blank half awake look] Me: Because, ya know, I turned your computer off last night. Bellatrix: Wow, just, wow.
So we just got back from talking with the landlord about the not even possible (we thought) situation of a frickin cashiers check (you know those neat checks you get from your bank to pay bills that are absolutely guaranteed) being returned to him. Now mind you kiddo was on lunch and we'd run up to … Continue Reading ››
Dave: [Flipping Channels] Christy: [Notices channel stopped on politician] Why on earth did you stop on that idiot? Bellatrix: So he can laugh at him?
So kiddo comes out to the kitchen with the standard "I'm hungry" while I was making bratwurst for dinner and so I told her that we needed something to go with it, as she's peering in the fridge she suggests Pepperoni, lol. I was like, "Look kid, we need something besides meat I know you're on that kick lately with … Continue Reading ››
So Facebook has this thing where you can share memories of posts from whatever day you are at. Today's was hilarious insights and haha's courtesy of Bellatrix and I thought I'd share.
Dear Lady at Sams Club who was walking in front of us as we all trudged slowly with a shuffling gait through the receipt check line to get out. I'm sorry my 8 yr old was walking behind you saying, "Braaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnns" It was a really slow line and I saw you nod when she commented after that, "We're … Continue Reading ››
Christy: Time for your spelling test! Woohoo! Bellatrix: I need a place to take my test Christy: Well, lets clear your desk off again
Dave: Let's go start a fire Bellatrix: Yeah! Christy: I'll run out for marshmallows
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Because you can’t make this stuff up…